flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

zourrifying:

zourrifying:

kink: the way shirts stretch across zayn’s shoulders

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someone wanted this stuff reblogable


atomicpowered:

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zaynftnaughtyboy:

WHEN ZAYNS RIGHT EYE DOES THE LIL SQUINTY SQUINT

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English Pronunciation


getoutovmewaaai:

scottmalfoy:

cuddliest:

papervaglife:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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I fucking hate this thing

I LOVE THIS

this is amazing.

Don’t you just love the English language

(Source: coobiie)

daftwithoneshoe:

sirlightbulb:

communistweed:

sirlightbulb:

i don’t even understand how boy bands from the late 90’s dance so well

yeah they’re always so nsync

YOU FUCKING DIDNT

Alright, calm down, if you’re going to fight, take it to the back street, boys.

(Source: rrrrrrrrrrrchive)

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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duskygrayknights:

but morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp

"Gooooood morning dear :)" "fuck you and everything you stand for"

evafabray:

If you’re having a bad day, here’s a picture of 4 year old Bruno Mars looking at cake.

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