oheska:

so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like

"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"

and i was like

"ill get my boyfriend to do it"

and thats how i came out to my mom

(Source: southwatertribe)

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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wristnipples:

Imagine the O’Brien family in Yukata at a Japanese street festival on Earth.

Now imagine Keiko and Molly competing in the Rose of Tralee festival in Dublin and Miles and Kirayoshi cheering them on.

The O’Brien family celebrating their heritage is so important to me.

Very important.

(Source: spookywristnipples)

psa


furbearingbrick:

thatonelesbiangirl:

co8alt-thief:

if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons

Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks

spooky scary snoteleks